Earlier today I reported that Posh and David Beckham turned down buying a house because it was out of their price range. Now I see that indeed, Posh and Becks are having serious money troubles, because obviously they can’t even afford to spring for salon highlights for poor Posh’s hair that is falling out so fast she can’t keep up with cutting it. The picture above shows exactly why, in my 18 years or so of coloring my hair, I have never, not even once, gotten highlights. I am terrified of them turning out like Posh’s stripes that even a zebra would be embarrassed to wear. What immediately comes to mind is Vic sitting in fron of the mirror yanking hunks of hair through a rubber cap with a crochet needle, and then liberally squirting bleach on them. Oh the horror of one’s hubby signing a 250 million dollar sports contract, and then being put on a f***ing budget.

Colin Farrell took his ex-girlfriend Kim Bordenave and their little son James through the In-N-Out Burger drivethrough, and got their food to go. A little while later Farrell came back through the drivethrough alone, and this time got himself a date. He thought the 18 year old girl who took his earlier order was hot, so he asked her out. They hooked up when she got off her shift that night.

Once a dog, always a dog.

Cameron Diaz wears yet another inexplicable dress, this time to the Tokyo premiere of ‘The Holiday’. The too bright white skirt was so tight that Cam could barely walk the red carpet. Diaz’s last three fashion disasters have all been some combination of black and white or plain white. Perhaps she should think about moving on to a new color scheme in the near future.

A source told Star magazine that apparently Britney Spears smuggled a verboten cel phone into rehab, and was reportedly hiding out in a closet begging someone named Justin to come and visit her.

“She was hiding in a closet and talking to a guy named Justin, probably Justin Timberlake. She was talking to him about coming to support her at a group Alcoholics Anonymous meeting on Wednesday march 7 in Santa Monica.

“She kept saying ‘Come on Justin, please, please, please come!’ She was begging him!”

According to various reports, Timberlake has offered before to visit the rehabbing poptart, but Lynne Spears asked him to saty away. According to those same reports JT wrote Brit a letter of support that had her in tears as she read it.

Ryan Phillippe allegedly spent the night with Ashlee Simpson. The 32-year-old ‘Crash’ star - who split from wife of seven years Reese Witherspoon last October - recently met the 22-year-old singer at hip Los Angeles nightclub Les Deux before spending the night at Ashlee’s $6 million home, it has been claimed.

A source told Australia’s New Weekly magazine: “When Ryan and his friends arrived they were shown to the only table with any space left — where Ashlee and her friends were sitting. “He couldn’t keep his eyes off her in her very figure hugging little black dress. They seemed very into each other. Ashlee was really excited. You could tell she had a huge crush on him.”
After flirting for hours, onlookers claim the couple disappeared to a private area upstairs, called The Library, at around 2am.

The source added: “They were up there for over an hour and came back looking dishevelled. We knew something went on.
“They took separate cars and met at her place. He spent the night! Ashlee is keeping quiet and just said how hot he was. They really hit it off. I think they will hook up again.” Ryan’s representative has denied the allegations.

He said: “Ryan does not know Ashlee aside from a brief introduction. He went out with his friends and left with his friends.”
The ‘Cruel Intentions’ star has two children with Reese Witherspoon - seven-year-old daughter Ava and three-year-old son Deacon. She is allegedly dating her ‘Rendition’ co-star Jake Gyllenhaal.

Rob Schneider and Adam Sandler might be starring aside one another in yet another comedy.

Schneider and Sandler are currently working out the details of Schneider’s role in “You Don’t Mess With the Zohan.”

Sandler plays a a Mossad agent who fakes his death so he can move to New York and become a hair stylist. Schneider’s character is described as an East Yistannen cab driver.

The friends have been in many movies together such as Click, The Waterboy, 50 First Dates, Little Nicky, Eight Crazy Nights, The Longest Yard, and Big Daddy - just to name a few.

Shooting begins this summer in L.A. and New York and should be released during the summer of 2008.